... I sat in the Forum top floor staircase, right in front of the escalator. I was looking at the people coming in the escalator and moving to PVR and observed some obvious facts.
- More than 95% of married couple coming to PVR have a nice, round pot belly. Men make it more pronounced by wearing belts. Women suppress it nicely with loose fittings.
- When I was a young kid, most of the children whom I played with (and /me as well) were skinny. On the contrary, More than 90% of the kids that came to Forum then, were extremely obese.
- More than 90% of fathers were hyper-caring about their female children, while coming out of the escalator. They even suspend their mobile phone conversation. Boys on the other hand are just ignored ;-)
- 75% of the people coming were either couples or families. ~25% were male bachelors. There was just one gang-of-girls. So, if u belong to the 25% and came looking for single girl(s), probably you are in the wrong place.
- More than 99% of ugly women show a lot of fake excitement when they meet other ugly women. A surprisingly large number of ugly women bump into each other, near the escalator end.
- More than 99% of the guys who accompany the ugly women are weird looking. Rings in wrong places, faces unshaved for months, Hairstyle reminding beggars in Ganges banks, etc.
- More than 90% of ugly woman use kaNmai (what is it in English ? Eyepaint ?) (which makes me think what is kannada for eye, kannu?)
- 100% of young girls (< 8 years) seem to have feet with springs and a never ending source of energy. They somehow lose their charm after 8 years. (for varied reasons)
- More than 90% of kids (7 - 12 years) wear eye glasses. After 12 they probably switch to contact lens.
- A ugly woman is ugly even if she wears costly clothes and heavy makeup.
I observed some other obvious things which I don't recollect now.
All observations are interpreted in a way that will suit my thoughts. So, dont bother to correct my observations, if you find them wrong. It is probably intentional ;-)
This post is a warmup post, as I forgot that I can write non-evolution posts, for years now. I have setup proper labels, my normal blogging should resume. Not that anyone miss my posts, but blogging personally helps me enjoy reliving my moments.
11 comments:
you made my evening :-)
Should I say welcome back? :P Word count of ugly = 7. Interesting to see those percentages too.
Nice observation, memory to recollect and write.
Onyeah: :-)
Vijesh: Not to mention, 97% of statistics are made up on the spot ;-)
And, Ugly things help you appreciate Beauty even more.
Nice Observation! And I too have seen many things that you have mentioned but never kept in mind.
Antony: time to resurrect your blog ;-)
I loved the post especially the about ugly women part haha...you remind of Carlin, except that you seem like a nice guy :)
PS: In english it's called "kohl" (pronounced like k-Oh-l)
Sindhu: Thanks for visiting by and bothering to teach me a new word :-)
BTW, I dont know whom Carlin is. I will google it.
In the last 8.5 years, I have never been able to understand your definition of "ugly women". Now that you actually wrote something about this, would you care to define that? Myself and the rest of the world are waiting to know:)
Arvind: We'll take it offline ;-)
LOL!I'm going to be wary of men sitting atop stairs in malls.Never knew there were spy-surveyors in malls :D
And as for that ugly women bit and the er,eyepaint,ppl probably do it 'coz one more thing isn't going to hurt an already scary visage :D
Abirami: Sadly, only one floor in Forum has sitting space. Welcome to my blog :-)
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